You are officially one old ass motherfucker.
You have to really know your audience before you give this card. Make sure they have a special appreciation for profanity.
Each card is handmade with high-quality acid-free cardstock using laser-printing, archival adhesive, and embellishments. Cards are all blank inside and are shipped with a recycled envelope in an eco plant-based cellophane sleeve.
Card size 4.25 in x 5.5 in a2
Envelope color recycled kraft brown
Envelope size 4.375 in x 5.75 in a2
Material paper
Inside blank.